Joke: On the crapper

Posted on fredag, juli 10, 2009 @ kl. 15.25 by david

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A LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET.

HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOESIN TO SEE WHAT'S UP.         

THE LITTLE BOY IS GRIPPING ON TO THE TOILET SEAT WITH HIS LEFT HAND AND HITTING HIMSELF ON TOP OF THE HEAD WITH HIS RIGHT HAND.

HIS MOTHER SAYS: "BILLY, ARE YOU ALRIGHT?  YOU'VE BEEN IN HERE FOR A WHILE."      

BLLY SAYS: "I'M FINE, MOMMY.

I JUST HAVEN'T GONE 'DOODY'YET."          

MOTHER SAYS: "OK, YOU CAN STAY HERE A FEWMORE MINUTES. BUT, BILLY, WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF ON THE HEAD?"

BILLY SAYS: "WORKS FOR KETCHUP." 



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